You're not a kid any more
Gene Collins
collins at gene3.ait.iastate.edu
Mon Apr 30 11:18:57 EDT 2001
anymore when....
You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.=20
Your back goes out more than you do.=20
You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.=20
The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indigestion.=20
The pharmacy gives you a volume discount.=20
You are proud of your lawnmower.=20
8 a.m. is your idea of "sleeping in."=20
People call you at 8 p.m. and ask: "Did I wake you?"=20
Your high school diploma is the color of buttermilk.=20
Digestion is a consideration when reading a menu.=20
Nobody ever tells you to slow down.=20
You make everyone be quiet during weather bulletins.=20
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.=20
You have to get a fire permit to light your birthday candles.=20
You're always asked to say the blessing.=20
Your ears are hairier than your head.=20
You've seen Halley's Comet ... twice.=20
Your idea of the perfect nightcap is Metamucil.
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