frog of a different color

[Jim Danley]

One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all
of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.

When she landed, she saw this yellow frog.  Touched by his sadness,
the witch asked why he was crying.

"Sniff.  None of the other frogs will let me join in all their frog games.
Boo hoo."

"Don't cry, little one.", replied the witch, and with a wave of her
magic wand, the frog turned green.

All happy now, the frog was checking himself over when he noticed that
his penis was still yellow.  He asked an embarrassed witch about this,
and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do,
but if he saw the wizard, he'd fix things up for him.

So happily, the little green frog hippity-hopped along his merry way.

Feeling quite happy about herself, the witch once more took to the skies,
and once again, she heard some crying, but this time of a thunderous
sort.  So down to the ground she flew only to discover a pink elephant.
The witch asked him why he was crying.

"Sniff. None of the other elephants will let me join in all their
elephant games.  Boo hoo."

Now if you have ever seen an elephant cry, you know it to be a
pathetic looking sight, but a PINK elephant crying is just downright
heart-breaking, and that is just how the witch felt.  So once again,
she waved her magic wand, and *POOF*, the elephant was all grey.

All happy now, the elephant was checking himself all over when he noticed
that his penis was still pink.  He asked an embarrassed witch about this,
and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do,
but if he saw the wizard, he would fix things up for him.

At this point, the elephant just started wailing.  "I don't know where
the wizard is", he sobbed.

The good witch said, "Oh that's easy.  Just follow the yellow pricked
toad!"