Hi all, You're welcome for the URL and the laughter. My father used to collect things like that and would recite them at the appropriate time. Ogden Nash wrote a lot of funny poetry like that. Ann P. -- Ann K. Parsons email: akp at eznet.net ICQ Number: 33006854 WEB SITE: http://home.eznet.net/~akp "All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost." JRRT