This message showed up on a local LUG list and it was kind of funny so I thought I'd pass it along. Its called "Penguin Lust, Penguin Lust"... Sure enough. ;-) http://gri.gallaudet.edu/~kjcole/Humor/PenguinLust.html (from an old copy found http://www.elfhill.com/annwn/lyrics/tle.html#penguin via the WWW Wayback Machine at www.archive.org) Scott