roswell

[Watson, Keith]

What you didn't notice the last name? If you would like to refer to me in my
professional capacity, it would be Dr. Watson. You know, the guy Bill hired
to make trouble for all those other OS users out there. Yes, that's me. And
now that the secret is out, I feel as if a weight has been lifted off my
shoulders. You don't know what a pain it is to hide your identity for all
these years. Whew, what a relief. And now that you know my little secret you
also know that that attachment I sent you is what I live on. Why do you
think I pop up at the most inoportune moments? It's because i'm having a
good time messing you up. Yes that's right. I get a kick out of crashing
your system and causing you hours of heart ache because you had not saved
that document in the past two hours. I hear what all you users out there
exclaim when I pop up, why do you think I pop pills. It's not because I need
to, it's because I WANT to. Think about it, I get paid for having fun. What
better job could one ask for. Have a nice weekend and if you happen to
venture onto a Winblows box, better watch out, I may just decide to crash
JAWS on you...

Dr. Watson

-----Original Message-----
From: Janina Sajka [mailto:janina at afb.net]
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2001 3:40 PM
To: 'speakup at braille.uwo.ca'
Subject: RE: roswell


Careful. You could get in trouble pushing drugs without a license.

On Fri, 5 Oct 2001, Watson, Keith wrote:

> Attached you will find one valium. Please take it and watch your day get
> better. <grin>
> 
> K
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Janina Sajka [mailto:janina at afb.net]
> Sent: Friday, October 05, 2001 1:28 PM
> To: 'speakup at braille.uwo.ca'
> Subject: RE: roswell
> 
> 
> What can I say? I've been fussing with law and regulations all day. That 
> stuff is rather like code, you know. Get your commas wrong, and lose the 
> battle.
> On Fri, 5 Oct 2001, Watson, Keith wrote:
> 
> > Jeeze, so literal today.
> > 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Janina Sajka [mailto:janina at afb.net]
> > Sent: Friday, October 05, 2001 12:51 PM
> > To: 'speakup at braille.uwo.ca'
> > Subject: RE: roswell
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > Not exactly. You said it was your belief, but not to quote you on it.
> > 
> > But, since you asked, I'm quoting you:
> > 
> > >From kwatson at grtk.com Fri Oct  5 12:49:13 2001
> > From: "Watson, Keith" <kwatson at grtk.com>
> > 
> > Roswell is a secret location out west somewhere where they are hiding
all
> > the ufo's that crash land here on earth. The government refers to it as
> Area
> > 57. 
> >  
> > Now that I have set you straight on that, RedHat has named release 7.2
> after
> > that most secret of places. I believe that it is still in beta, but
don't
> > quote me on that, its a secret.
> >  
> > Keith
> > 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Michael [mailto:michael.ryan at nf.sympatico.ca]
> > Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2001 9:04 PM
> > To: speakup at braille.uwo.ca
> > Subject: roswell
> > 
> > 
> >  
> > High all: 
> >  
> > I have just encountered some files called Roswell.  
> > I need to be enlightened once again.  
> > What is Roswell and its purpose?  
> >  
> > Chow: 
> > Michael 
> > VO1RYN 
> >   
> >  
> > 
> > 
> >     [ Part 2, Text/HTML  44 lines. ]
> >     [ Unable to print this part. ]
> > 
> > 
> > On Fri, 5 Oct 2001, Watson, Keith wrote:
> > 
> > > Thought I said that.
> > > 
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Janina Sajka [mailto:janina at afb.net]
> > > Sent: Friday, October 05, 2001 10:46 AM
> > > To: speakup at braille.uwo.ca
> > > Subject: Re: roswell
> > > 
> > > 
> > > To get back to the original question --
> > > 
> > > Roswell is still a Redhat beta.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > 
> > 
> 
> 

-- 
	
				Janina Sajka, Director
				Technology Research and Development
				Governmental Relations Group
				American Foundation for the Blind (AFB)

Email: janina at afb.net		Phone: (202) 408-8175

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