Off Topic...

[Watson, Keith]

I know the following is a little off topic, but hey it's Friday and I could
not resist.


When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his 
clerk's hand was bandaged. Before he could ask about the 
bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that 
terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink and blue double-breasted 
thing?" the manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get 
rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit 
we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his 
guide dog bit me."