[cbbrowne at localhost.brownes.org: [NTLUG:Discuss] Fear and Loathing in Redmond...]

[Gregory Nowak]

Hey Buddy,

You know, if they ever find out you sent their beloved and copyrighted
agreement to this list, they may sue you.
Greg


----- Original Message -----
From: "Buddy Brannan" <davros at ycardz.com>
To: <speakup at braille.uwo.ca>
Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2001 9:31 PM
Subject: Re: [cbbrowne at localhost.brownes.org: [NTLUG:Discuss] Fear and
Loathing in Redmond...]


> Yeah. I still say they're disgusting slimeballs and hope they roast in
> hell.
>
> But lest anyone think that the quote I got from that hideous excuse
> for a licensing agreement, here's the whole thing, in all of its
> (umm....) glory. I still maintain that the full document doesn't make
> the objectional parts any better.
>
>
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