[cbbrowne at localhost.brownes.org: [NTLUG:Discuss] Fear and Loathing in Redmond...]

[Buddy Brannan]

Yeah. I still say they're disgusting slimeballs and hope they roast in
hell.

But lest anyone think that the quote I got from that hideous excuse
for a licensing agreement, here's the whole thing, in all of its
(umm....) glory. I still maintain that the full document doesn't make
the objectional parts any better.



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