[cbbrowne at localhost.brownes.org: [NTLUG:Discuss] Fear and Loathing in Redmond...]

Buddy Brannan davros at ycardz.com
Tue Apr 3 22:31:46 EDT 2001


Yeah. I still say they're disgusting slimeballs and hope they roast in
hell.

But lest anyone think that the quote I got from that hideous excuse
for a licensing agreement, here's the whole thing, in all of its
(umm....) glory. I still maintain that the full document doesn't make
the objectional parts any better.



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-- 
Buddy Brannan, KB5ELV    | I choose you to take up all of my time.
Email: davros at ycardz.com | I choose you because you're funny and kind
Phone: (972) 276-6360    | I want easy people from now on.
                         | --the Nields




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