A trip to Italy!!!

[Kirk Reiser]

A young Ontario woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
drowning herself, but just before she could throw herself from the dock, a
handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the
man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on
my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you
happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard
and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then
on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine,
and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the
captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me
food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Toronto Island Ferry."