LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK

[Stephen Dawes]

Little Johnny's Back Again

		TEACHING TODAY -  ENJOY.

			LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK

	
	The teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, My family went to my granddad's farm, and we
all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.
	
	The teacher said, That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating.  Sally raised her hand. She said, My family went
to see Rock City and I was fascinated.
	
	The teacher said, Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate.  Little Johnny raised his hand.
	
	The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny
before.  She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
fascinate so she called on him.
	
	Johnny said, My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight!
	The teacher sat down and cried.
	
	GOD I love this little bastard!!!