Travelling in Canada? You need to understand “Tenjooberrymuds” (fwd)

[Kirk Reiser]

I was recently in Vancouver and decided to learn Chinese, so I could
understand the check-outs at McDonalds.

My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors - and the
person who answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.

Yep, by the time you read this, you too will be able to understand the
subject line, *"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you 'll be able to fit right in.
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The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
and call room-service somewhere in Canada** **today....

Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I 'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don 't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don 't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes ' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I 've got it! You were saying 'toast '...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that 'S everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we
bodder on sigh and copy ..... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You 're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS ' "....and you do, don't you?*