Important Women's Health Issue

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Fri Oct 8 09:35:23 EDT 2010

Important Woman's Health Issue

     * Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
     * Do you suffer from shyness?
     * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
     * Do you suffer exhaustion from the day-to-day grind?

   If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
   pharmacist about Margaritas.

   Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
   about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
   your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
   to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
   almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can
   overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
   to live.

   Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
   discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
   living, with Margaritas.

   Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
   nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
   nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

   Side Effects May Include

   - Dizziness
   - Nausea
   - Vomiting
   - Incarceration
   - Loss of motor control
   - Loss of clothing
   - Loss of money
   - Table dancing
   - Headache
   - Dehydration
   - Dry mouth
   - And a desire to sing Karaoke

     * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
       when you are not.
     * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
       over and over again that you love them.
     * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
     * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
       converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

   Please share this information with other women who may need Margaritas.

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