Dead God Walking

[Kirk Reiser]

So the pope dies and goes to heaven.  St. Peter takes him to a small ,
one-bedroom flat and tells him to get settled in, dinner was at 7.

The pope starts to explore and sees a luxury penthouse apartment with
a swimming pool, so he asks St. Peter who lives there.

"That's a lawyer." responded Peter.  "What!" exclaimed the pope.  "I
was the pope and only get a small flat, why should a mere lawyer get
such luxurious accommodations?"

"Look, we have lots of popes up here," explaind St. Peter, "but only
one lawyer."