Hillbilly Rescue

[Kirk Reiser]

Hillbilly Rescue

Two Carolina Hillbilies walk into a Bar.  While having a shot of
  whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.  Suddenly, a woman
  at a nearby table , who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.  And,
  after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
  distress.  One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Ken ya
  swallar?'  The woman shakes her head no.  Then he asks, 'Ken ya
  Breathe?'  The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.  The
  hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
  drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
  tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
  obstruction fies out of her mouth.  As she begins to breathe again,
  the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.  his partner says, 'Ya
  know , I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I anin't
  niver seed nobody do it!'