Threesome?

[Kirk Reiser]

threesome

I went clubbing last night.  Met a lady a couple of years younger than
me, maybe 70ish, but still = very attractive.  We laughed and talked
and drank. We drank and talked and laughed some = more.  Then she
asked me a question just about every man has fantasized about: = she
asked if I had ever indulged in a mother and daughter threesome! When
I recovered my wits and replied "no", she said this was my lucky
night.

Wow! It was one of those dreams come true!

I drove her back to her house, and she unlocked the door and led me =
inside.  My heart was pounding. Then she shouted up the stairs,

"Mom, are you still awake?"


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Well that's it then, colour me gone!