funny stuff

[Kirk Reiser]

Be Careful on Halloween....

A cabbie picks up a Nun.  She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her.  She asks him why he is staring.  He
replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you".  She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as
old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just about everything.  I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Ye s, I'm single and
Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."  The nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party.