Paddy's air freshener

A. R. M. ali at
Fri Mar 26 15:25:30 EST 2004

Paddy, the famous Newfie is driving home after downing a few at the
local pub.  He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late
realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path.

He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a
slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees!

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car
to a stop.

The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he
was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the
officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Christ sakes, Paddy,
that's yer air freshener!"

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