Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.

When you pass your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!

When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That's "No more!", eh?