Today's Other Funny

A. R. M. ali at
Sun Feb 9 12:38:33 EST 2003

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots her
dream car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine
leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Embarrassed, she looks
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. She turns back, and there
standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
crap when you hear the price."

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