Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

Lorena Bobbitt's Sister Arrested....

API - Clearwater Florida

Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for
an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband,
as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources
reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.  She
allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the
upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The
husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition.

Luella has been charged with one count of misdewiener.