Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

A funeral service is being held for a man who has just
passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are
carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a
wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and the man is actually alive! He
lives for ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is
again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony
the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking out, the wife cries out, "Watch the
damn wall!"