Today's Funnies

A. R. M. ali at
Wed Jul 17 13:12:22 EDT 2002

Headstone Humour - The following epitaphs are reported to have been
seen in cemeteries throughout the world:

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: 
Here lies an Atheist 
All dressed up 
And no place to go. 

~ ~ ~ ~ 

On the grave of Ezekiel Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: 
Here lies Ezekiel Aikle, Age 102. 
The Good Die Young. 

~ ~ ~ ~ 

In a London, England cemetery: 
Here lies Ann Mann, 
Who lived an old maid 
But died an old Mann. 
Dec. 8, 1767 

~ ~ ~ ~ 

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: 
Anna Wallace 
The children of Israel wanted bread, 
And the Lord sent them manna. 
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, 
And the Devil sent him Anna.

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