Funeral

[A. R. M.]

One of the city's top cardiac specialist died. At his 
funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mockup 
of a heart made up of red flowers. 

When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after
everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened. 
The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.

At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of 
laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next 
to him asked, 

"Why are you laughing?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man
replied...

"I'm a gynecologist."