Today's Funny

A. R. M. ali at
Thu Sep 6 09:13:00 EDT 2001

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter
concluded that the behaviour of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had
brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brain storming session to try to  settle on 
the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should 
have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten.

After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh  commandment 
should be:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

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