Tarzan and Jane
kirk at braille.uwo.ca
Sun Jan 28 21:30:47 EST 2001
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified she said,
"Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly".
She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground.
"Here," she said, "you must put it here." Tarzan removed his loincloth,
stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane
rolled around in agony. Eventually managed to gasp for air, "What did you
do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
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