Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

An older gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist
for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each
one into four pieces." 

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through
sex." 

The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right.  I'm past eighty years old.
I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes."