Today's Funny

A. R. M. ali at
Sat Jan 6 23:21:34 EST 2001

An older gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist
for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each
one into four pieces." 

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through

The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right.  I'm past eighty years old.
I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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