cell phones

[Kirk Reiser]

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches
rings.  A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

Hello? 

Honey, It's me. 

Sugar! 

Are you at the club? 

Yes. 

Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful
mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?

What's the price? 

Only $15,000.00 

Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...

Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave
me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that
we bought last year...

What price did he quote you?  

Only $60,000...

OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

Great!, before we hang up, something else... 

What? 

It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the
house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!!  Remember? The one
with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...

How much are they asking? 

Only $850,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover...

Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000.
OK? 

OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love
you!!! 

Bye... I do too... 

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present: Does anyone know who
this phone belongs to? >