monk joke

[Kirk Reiser]

Twelve monks were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,
in a garden while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced
before them.

Each monk had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first monk candidate, with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the monks until she got to the final monk.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and
fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and
bent over to pick up the bell.

And then, all the other bells started to ring ...