three wishes...A Warning to Men]

[Kirk Reiser]

Three Wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the
woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you 3 wishes. The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank
you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes
that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or
better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women
will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That
will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."

So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:

Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.