Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car.  Both could barely see
over the dashboard.  As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection.

The stop light was red, but they just went on through.  The woman in the
passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn
we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another inter-section and the light
was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really
concerned that she was losing it.  She was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what
was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and
they went right through.  She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred!
Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have
had us killed!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving...?"